teddison asked: Why did you post all those penis nudey pics and then delete them. I was really looking forward to more! Selfies? Pic4Pic?
Because fuck you, that’s why.
teddison asked: ...What?
The bunk beds were a terrible idea. Why’d you let us do that?
teddison asked: You're a fucking bitch. Our friendship was FAKE, and I really just used you for your pool and extensive DVD collection. You are so dumb and so are your stupid cats and!!! Anyway, When did you post that on my Tumblr?
Hey, I never asked you - do you like guacamole?
Anonymous asked: I have a feeling if I went to elementary school with you you'd steal my crayon box and lie and say it was yours when I told on you.
Nah brah. As if I would bother stealing crayons. Faber-Castell Connector Pens all the way.
In all seriousness, I was an angel when I was younger. But stealing my friends’ stationary was something I did regularly in high school. :/
teddison asked: I come to you haus, and I go to your frisheator, and I EAT all your butter!
I will say "AH HA! NOT MY PROBLEM!"
parishurtin asked: What is that vid called the one you made a gif of with the old lady?
I’m not sure which gif you’re referring to. Do you mean this post?
The video link is in the post. It’s a Swedish commercial for Com Hem (which is an internet provider, I think).
Also, it’s actually a pair of ladies reenacting the videos, not just one.
Sorry if that wasn’t the post you were asking about.
teddison asked: My best friend thinks that I only text her when I am bored. How do I make her realise that I would never use her like that!? Please. It's really bothering me. I ate a whole turkey and it didn't make me feel better!!
If you want your friend to feel appreciated you should by her a car. Yep, that should pretty much do it.
brenditarules asked: Oh my god I'm so sorry, but I just went crazy reblogging your GIF's
Damn right you’re sorry. As if I want people reblogging my stuff… Pfsghh.
teddison asked: Make some Trap Door gifs, yeah? Your Ask Box made me think of it. Whilst you're at it, make some other 90s Aussie ABC kiddie show gifs too.
I was chatting at work the other day about all these 90’s children’s shows and getting all nostalgic and feeling sorry for today’s kids who have to watch bullkaka like ‘Ben 10’ and fucking ‘My Place’.
Anonymous asked: I saw that you stole lastwalkaroundmirrorlake's pic. Learn to reblog ok?
It actually happened the other way around, which makes you wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.