So this just happened.

My best friend and I tried to make macarons but we failed.

We can’t.

Can’t even.

We no longer have the ability to can.

( °_°)‿ that how it be

(Source: witswg)

‿(°_° ) sometimes it be like this though

(Source: witswg)

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tookmyworldwithyou:

SHIT. THIS IS ALL OF MY DREAMS IN A PICTURE.

HOLY SHIT BALLS.

(via itsdandx)

Sometimes my mum calls me ‘sweetness’.

Sometimes my mum calls me ‘sweet pea’.

One time she got tongue-tied and called me ‘sweet pea-ness’.

Just saw this on youtube and didn’t even recognise the laugh that came out of my mouth omfg hololololhohoh

(Source: muslimmilf, via umakoo)

da-sy:

jonopoly:

hello and welcome to australia

i’m fucken done

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tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

(Source: benigoat, via adaywithjorge)

fizzyfriends:

I had to.

hohohohohohohohoh

(Source: tonightsmylast)

makaeru:

Things that all started when someone stole a loaf of bread:
-Les Miserables
-Aladdin
-Australia

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gregrutter:

fuckyounofuckme:

Rappin’ for Jesus

OMJ OMJ OMJ 

Wait for the drop at 0:32

Thanks Greg!

It went from charmingly out of touch to horrifyingly out of touch.