therapsid:

Tim, I regret to inform you that the first toy gun you show off in this video? It’s not a toy for children. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.

(via deodoraunt)

omg my cat

emilydamnit:

minutia-and-mishigas:

Good to see Elijah Wood’s career has taken off since Lord of the Rings.

Been waiting for this set my whole life. Thank you

(via paryys)

eldoradoandcopperbeeches:

DOES YOUR PRIME MINISTER SPEAK DOTHRAKI I DON’T THINK SO

THIS WEEK IN AUSTRALIAN POLITICS

(via teddison)

behindbobsburgers:

happinessinablog:

incase you were wondering where brilliance comes from. :)

blessedunreliablenarrator:

cinemaissatanschurch:

Megan Mullally, Jenny Slate, Bill Hader, Max Greenfield, Ben Schwartz, Nick Offerman, Will Forte, Fred Armisen, Aziz Ansari, Wendy Schaal, Sarah Silverman, and Ken Jeong in Bob’s Burgers [FOX].

THIS GIF MOSAIC IS ACCURATE

(Source: robstv, via paryys)

after two minutes:

after two hours:

dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

(via deodoraunt)

theselener:

when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about

(via deodoraunt)

pheebadohdoh:

usoppsass:

IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s

That’s…. that is… that is a Kiwi bird.

(via deodoraunt)

fuckyeahdementia:

#its my time to shine shine

(Source: bluewinterose)

nemomynameforevermore:

GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING

(Source: jhermann, via umakoo)

(Source: felicity-avenal, via i-like-puddles)

tastefullyoffensive:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal

[ryanwmchenry]

(Source: jensensations)

I tried so hard to scroll past this but no.

(Source: sadfacedleo, via i-like-puddles)

thecompanionsdoctor:

My week is basically:

• Monday
• Monday #2
• Monday #3
• Monday #4
• Friday
• Saturday
• Pre-Monday

(via tastefullyoffensive)