adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up
*to the tune of “our house”* I’m DRUNK in the middle of the WEEK
Toy Story 5 Official Trailer
when you and your friend find out you both hate the same person
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When Kids Beat You in Sports
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
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what does this mean
nobody tell them
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- Disney didn’t kill the EU.
- The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.
- Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.
Get to know these facts.
I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.